Monday, July 24, 2006

Back by popular demand!

This man has such an incredible wealth of fodder to publicly ridicule. Within mere moments of my Knight Rider diatribe last week, I received not one, but two (yes, that is, my friends, twice as many as one) emails/chats with references to the following... can you handle it?



I almost want to respect him for being able to consistently keep himself in the limelight of Hollywood for the past twenty years, but then I see the above video and once again submit into helpless guffaws of laughter. I wonder what a conversation with him would be like... what do you think??

7 comments:

MF said...

When will it ever end? Why must he continue to do that to himself?

Anonymous said...

At about 34 seconds into the song, the girls say something, but I can't tell what it is. It's either "I know your game," or "I know you're gay." Both fit. Which is it?

Asian Keng said...

Anna, wow, you made it 34 seconds?! I only made it through because I was ordered to watch it to the end. I don't think I could bring myself to replay it to see what line it is, though for our own amusement let's just say that he's gay...

mf, this is why I'm wondering what a conversation with him would be like. It doesn't seem to me that he follows any normal rules of social behavior. I don't think he has any sense of social propriety in what is acceptable and what isn't. Maybe he would suddenly rip his shirt off and wave it above his head. Maybe he would break into spontaneous song and dance. All would be scary, but nonetheless a fascinating anthropological study, don't you think??

Anonymous said...

funniest thing i've seen in a while. you just have to see the look on his face when he says "get outta my car" towards the end to know why the germans love him so.

too bad they didn't have k.i.t. talk at all. ejector seat was a nice touch.

haha. good find.

Asian Keng said...

jc? do I know a jc? who are you, my anonymous friend???

Asian Keng said...

Ah. My resourceful roommate helped me figure out who you are, jc. I'm sorry you missed Guster. It was a great concert.

Anonymous said...

here's a thing to clarify: we germans do not love him. honestly: we laugh about him. ok, there was a time in the early 90s when he was somewhat popular over here, but then he began singing in german and acting as if he's the biggest artist since nena (you know her? "99 Luftballons"? god, i hate that song.).

he had exactly 1 (in words: ONE) hit ("looking for freedom"). that's all. so please for world freedoms sake stop saying that germans love david.

thanks.

ps: i do hate ramstein, too. wanna know good german tunes? go: http://www.ghvc.de