Coworker's status message: "Why do they sell condoms at the new Census store?"
*Gchat excerpt*
me: they DO?!??!?!?!
that is awesome
Matt: yep.. "intense pleasure" ... hahaha.. might be the first time i've seen something at census that promised intense pleasure
me: holy freakin cow
i'm really tempted to post what you just said on my blog
Matt: feel free
that's a statement i'll stand behind
me: seriously
i'm doing it right now...
Matt: this conversation is might be the first thing i've derived intense pleasure from in suitland in quite a while... haha
life is a beautiful joke 
6 comments:
Bahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahaaaaa!!! Oh, the roguish and ribald humor of the US Census Bureau. What would the world be w/out the intense pleasure that only Suitland, MD can provide?
My mind went to a "condom" reference when I saw your title....but, I NEVER thought that was going to be the actual topic. Hilarious!
That's about the weirdest thing ever. The "intense pleasure" condoms in the Census store, that is.
Maybe it's part of a grass-roots effort to make the Bureau's job easier--keeping the population countable, and all.
Hilarious conversation.
Too funny ... :)
Do your parents read your blog?
Yes, my parents probably read my blog, but oh well. I would imagine they don't see any offense on humor outside of a juvenile "tee hee the Census sells condoms, snicker snicker"... after all, they DID raise me and give me my personality...
And yes, Cabeza, we did discuss the Census' need to keep the population countable. At least, keep it predictable. :P
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