Monday, January 01, 2007

S8TN H8TR? KNGSTR?

Happy 2007 everyone!! I hope the new year's resolutions remain resolute and that 2007 (unfortunately not a prime number, even though for all intensive purposes it seems like it should...?! Divisible by 3 my bum...), the year of the Pig, truly is a year of wanton gluttony and fat contented happiness. Would that we all had such aspirations.

So due to a series of unfortunate recent events, I now have in my possession a new automobile to replace My Baby of yore. Her Royal Highness now needs to be registered in Virginia, and so with the veritable plethora of license plate choices and the cheap fees by which said 'vanity plates' are, the option of personalizing my own tags (as they strangely call license plates here down south) has arisen. I therefore send out a plea, cause I just can't think of anything cool myself to put on a license plate. Winner will have the honor of seeing their tag on Her Royal Highness' rear end (and front end) forever and ever. What greater glory can there possibly be?

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

IBEKENG

Madam Meg said...

LRPYLVR ?

kersina said...

GENG HO

kersina said...

sorry, i just realized that for all the non roman pin yin readers i should have put "GUNG HO." i can just hear people "geng? like short for genghis? what the?"

Wendi said...

I vote for LRPYLVR! LRPYLVR! LRPYLVR! LRPYLVR!

Asian Keng said...

LRYLVR indeed had me laughing the longest, though I cannot deny the appeal of GENG HO (so many implications on so many different levels) nor the penultimate id that is IBEKENG. It'll be a week at least before I can register my car so keep them coming please!!

Jenny said...

JENSTER ... need I say more? ;)

Unprofessional Chef said...

I must concur with Dude. IBEKENG will be a radiant beacon on the turbulent, meandering beltway. Spurring on those who lag behind or want for heart in the face of DC traffic!

Anonymous said...

KENG U
DA KENG
KENG SHUI
KENG RLZ
DIVBY3
LUV #S
8DUST
8TOFU
CURRY LVR
ASNKENG
RU LERPY
Whispering, buttery windows of chicken? hee hee.

Too bad you can't do PRIME 'N SUBLIME.

LRPY LVR was the best! I can't hear what you have chosen. Keep us all posted.
Jen

Melinda said...

FREEEEEEEEE!!!!! although i think that one's already taken :)
hmmm....jenjen? i do like lrpylvr, but what about when you get married? all the keng names will become obsolete, and i don't think it would be wise to be proclaiming your love for other men on your car...just some words of practicality from your little sister :)

Anonymous said...

unless you marry someone who's LRPY, then it applies forever! i vote for LRPYLVR!

Anonymous said...

Jen,
I suggest "DADSCAR"!

What is LRPYLVR?

Love,
MOM

ber said...

thank you for mom asking what is LRPYLVR.

mom, LPRYLVR stands for lerpy (lurpy) lover. which means your daughter loves men who are tall, awkward, and probably don't get as much sun as they should.