My autotext function on my cellphone didn't recognize the word lerpy today. I had to meticiculously teach it, letter by letter. May the Bayesian properties that drive its data dictionary store that one away for immediate future use.
My roommate had to teach her spellcheck Wegmans in an email she wrote to me. I think that word needs to also be integrated into daily repartee. Isn't there some online dictionary that lets you set your own definitions? I mean, besides urbandictionary.com?
...Hmm, I just had to teach my cellphone Wegmans too. Stupid cellphone.
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Wegman's received it's first mention at school this last week. Even chefs can't get enough. I think they'd be the hardest nuts to crack.
Adam's apples reminds me of one of my friends who told me about her first kiss. She was in a high school drama and her character had a kissing scene, so she and the dude decided they needed to practice the scene. She admitted that she'd never kissed anyone before and he, being close to 5 or so inches taller than her said, "Well, why don't you practice on my adam's apple first, so get the feel for it." or something like that. Yeah..eww. You know he had a fetish.
UPC: that's gross. And speaking of Wegmans, I paid my pilgrimage last night (hence all the texting and emailing) and picked up some sushi. I put this on your site too, but I wanted everyone here to enjoy as well.
I've never seen my dad laugh so hard.
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